Andrew Garfield and Amy Poehler
The dreamiest dress of them all.
Jason Wu spring 2013 gown, in all its glory.
Photo: Mark Leibowitz
At first you’re like:
But then when it misses you and you need to save face in front of the people around you, you’re like:
Random Celebrity Look-Alikes, Addition Edition: Emma Stone + Something French = The Artist's Berenice Bejo
In light of recent events (eh hem, I got a job, y’all!), I started reminiscing about the various jobs I wanted since I was just a little girl with big…glasses. In general chronological order, here are those that I can remember:
- Olympic gymnast. Still want to be, actually.
- "Magnet Scientist." Or as my dad told me, a physicist. Mostly because I liked playing with the little magnet kit I got at the book fair.
- "Bouquetist." Once in ASP we had to draw the job we wanted, and the only thing I could draw was flowers, so I decided just for that afternoon that I wanted to be a florist. Except I didn’t know that word.
- Artist. But my mom was all, “Artists don’t make any money. You should be a radiologist. They don’t do anything and they make tons of money.” Also, again I could only draw flowers.
- Singer. First, I wanted to be the Jewish Selena. Then, I wanted to be the next Britney Spears so I could go on tour with *NSYNC and marry Lance Bass. Only one of these things came to be: I am Jewish.
- Actress: I wanted to transition from a singer to a successful actress, so that I could be in a movie with Josh Hartnett and make him fall in love with me.
- Fashion designer. I can only draw flowers, remember?
- Senator. $212k a year, for life? To make laws for things I believe in? Sounds perfect! Oh wait, I hate pantsuits.
- Senator’s wife. My husband, Josh Hartnett, makes $212k a year for life? Ugh, he’ll probably end up being gay just like husband #1.
- Editor-in-chief of Vogue. Couldn’t get it, wouldn’t want it.
- SNL writer. I had a brief moment of “What am I doing? I should be in comedy! This is ALL WRONG!” during junior year of college.
- Patisserie owner. If all goes downhill later on, I’ll always have muffins.
I feel like I have adorable things to say about this but the words just aren’t connecting.
Also, I know some of them have to do with the cross-body bag.
Photo by firstVIEW
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(On the subject, we’ll be live-tweeting this weekend’s episode, per the usual—hijinks that got us a mention in the Extra-Starch Gazette this week! Ahead of Sunday, get caught up with our spirited recaps, here.)